Stars In Their Eyes

[Little Willy]

Simon goes on Stars In Their Eyes, Matthew Kelly notes he is in a wheelchair, and asks "What happened" Simon replies "I was in a car crash with my uncle who died, and i had to have both my legs amputated, but they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me, and in six months time i will be able to walk again".. "Thats amazing" says Matthew "Who are you going to be?" Simon says " Tonight Matthew, i'm going to be Simon & Halfuncle"..

[squarebear]

*groan* :o)

[topogigo]

I think you had a thought in your head that contained this nonsense and you thought that we might like it, sadly you were wrong.

[Little Willy]

Go get a humour transplant you sad act

[velvet lady]

i like it!!!!!! got any more little dick?