is this normal behaviour?

[REDHEAD24]

recently new neighbours have moved in , i was anxious , as when they got out of the van , it was a moose with a dress , a weasel with dungarees and some small goats

so far they seem to be keeping themselves to themselves - should i go round with some hay /food/etc , plus the goats are eating my grass . help

[tiggerblue10]

You're lucky, I've got a dog face nextdoor! And shes constantly chewing a wasp!

[REDHEAD24]

tig - for 20 pound i can send big bertie round he will do damage just give me the shout x

[tiggerblue10]

Can you send big bertie round now please?

Signing off now. Be back later x

[Miss Random]

Hi REDHEAD,
Wondered where they'd got to....
Sounds like my family have got lost on the way to mine for Christmas.
Stick them back in their camper van and tell them I've moved.

Missy
xxxx

[jojojojoanne]

if eating your grass tell them its your property though alas not exclusively your area :0(

[REDHEAD24]

lol miss random

so u guys think i should send big bertie round ?? me too xx

[topogigo]

I will probably be in your area pretty soon Redhead, so if you need your neighbours mucking out, well, whatever you say!

[REDHEAD24]

lol thanks tops , i mite call the rspca see if they can help i cant speak moose

[grasscarp]

Is the moose male? If it is and it is cross dressing it may need counselling. Perhaps you should contact social services on Monday.

[REDHEAD24]

grass - thanks for reply

i think it is male as the goat seemed to say daddy ,but as i dont speak goat im not entirely sure

a bit concerned as u can imagine

[topogigo]

A male Moose and a female Weasel rearing goats, sounds like my kind of neighbours!!

[grasscarp]

You sound like you are a member of neighbourhood watch. Keep up the good work. The goat is also in need of help. Most goats say Meeerrrhh, not Dad!

[REDHEAD24]

thanks i like to keep tabs on me neighbours hence my note pad, my binoculars , my video recorder , my hit list