A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
It reminds me of this one .
A little boy asks his father "Daddy, what is a fart? to which his father replies after pondering how to express an answer and being of a poetic nature states.....A fart is a volcanic eruption, which starts in the mountains of bum, travels down the valley of ********, and comes out in a musical hum.....(pause)....A fart is very useful it gives you stomach ease, it warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas.