whiffey

[bobtheturkey]

phil taylor is a multi millionaire, has a god given talent does not spend his life on ab, does not drink (you little p.i.s.shead) does not play piano, does not visit graveyards and does not ride a bike, i suggest he is a superior human being than you discuss :)

[helliebobs]

bob I cannot possibly comment on whiffey but I would like your opinion on something. As you know, I know ****** all about darts except that Barney fella but my dad is in a pub darts team and tonight he has gone out, not to play a match but to have a team building/tactics and gameplan style meeting. I didn't think this sort of thing was necessary for a game like darts but does that sound quite normal?
Thank you in advance :)

[whiskeysheri]

LMAO! I reckon he's having you on, bobs. He's sorting your Christmas prezzie, that's what. :o)

[helliebobs]

Squidger what are you doing here at this time of day??
You seriously think my Pops is that crafty? I've already got my Xmas pressie off him I wore it today! :)

[bobtheturkey]

he tells you he is playing darts........ :)

[whiskeysheri]

I'm not really here, hun. I'm "wrapping presents" ;o)

Ooh, what did you get? What did you get? x

[helliebobs]

bob why would he lie about it? He must be playing darts, he practices in the garage and he went out of his way the other day to show me his new flight thingies.
Why are you two so suspicious of my dad? :(

[helliebobs]

I got a nice new coat Squidge, one with big buttons so I can't get stuck :)
I also got a camera about a month ago, I'm a bit spoilt :)

[bobtheturkey]

maybe he is out for a drink with frank sidebottom and doesn't want to upset you

[helliebobs]

No neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!

[bobtheturkey]

yeah he is normal bloke and couldnt tell you a thing about headstones

[bobtheturkey]

yes i strive to be as good an example of a wonderous human being such as he

[bobtheturkey]

phil taylor drives a bentley and whiffey wears bicycle clips says it all really :)

[cazzz1975]

does whiffey shop at sainsburys?!

good grief, what is the world coming too.....

[seekeerz]

that's telling them, bob