There's only one of two answers to this............................

[10ClarionSt]

When my grown up kids say "Dad", there's only two possible answers. What are they?

[slinkycat]

"how much do you want?"
"oh god where are you?"

[Thunderchild]

yes or nooooooo

[B00]

"No you can't"
"I'm skint, so no"

[figure]

"What now"
"Whatever it is, no"

[Quoi]

Not so much the two answers but what immediately crosses your mind when you hear the word 'Dad'. Its worse from daughters but the two answers are the same

No then another no

[Clanad]

Perhaps times have changed... I would have thought the first answer would be "ask your mother..."

[LOZZER1]

No !!

[leg_end758]

well on the jeremy kyle show the 2 answetrs would be.

possibly.

and dna test

[burnouts]

haha good 1 leg!! what a hilarious show