Idea for Dragon's Den

[Panic Button]

Turtle wax toilet cleaner.

Coats the inside of the pan with a fine coat of wax.

No more skid marks. The sh1t just glides through.

Will I get the nod from the Dragon's?

[funkymoped]

might work better if you called it
"Turtles Head Wax" !
:-)

[Seafarer1966]

If I could buy it I would get some today. Some dirty sod has just pebble-dashed our bog pan again at work!