buying a bride ?

[legend758duo]

whats the best advice on buying a bride?
i heard a guy talking about it today.
he reckoned thai burds do as theyre told.
his mate said no go for an east european .
so thai or a russian/polish burd?
whos gonna be best value for money ?

[Ice.Maiden]

Legend - this is serious - a relative of mine "bought" his bride from the Philippines. She's beautiful, and a fantastic person. They've been married for 6 years now, and are extremely happy.

[Josyjo]

Best research your options first, and consider an extended warranty if you are concerned about potential failures in the future.... Also have a swatch of your curtain fabric handy, to make sure of a match.

[funnygirl]

What is wrong with a nice English Rose???!!
Oh, I know, you can't handle us!!!!

[REDHEAD24]

im here bit i dont taka orders from no man

give me ur bank details and i will sort u out

[legend758duo]

funnygirl ur taken int ya ?



thats you out.

cant see any other english roses here.

few weeeds tho .

lol

[REDHEAD24]

bollokx

big

bollocks

[funnygirl]

Whoah!!
Red, you're not gonna take that? are you??!1

[Josyjo]

Where do I need to go to buy a groom?

[figure]

Just remember to ask for warranty and guarantee. ;-)

Seriously, how would know if this person is not ill. Do you think they will really tell you if they are? I bet not.

[funnygirl]

Figure, I don't think they're concerned with catching something!!
They just wanna do something!!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Hi Figure - and btw Legend - none of them come cheap!

[REDHEAD24]

lol funny he likes a reaction
its his opinion i am more women then he could handle lol

[funnygirl]

I always thought it was a certain type of man that resorted to Thai brides, you know weedy, needy, grubby mac, mummy's boy.
Right or wrong??

[legend758duo]

redhead im sure i could deal with you then offf to the pub.

dear dear


you do rate yourself miss dont ya?

josyjo illl give u a go


if ur up for it lol

[Beads]

what is a burd?

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol funnygirl - I'd agree with you in the usual way, but my relative went over there and fell in love instantly. His wife has model looks, and is the sweetest little lady you could ever meet, but unfortunately, finances were discussed before she was allowed to leave the family fold.

[legend758duo]

a burd is .
welll a woman.
but not one whos frumpy n past it.

one that still can pull


funny ill take ur word for it .
that a friend of yours?
or your guy ?