Coitus interruptus

[topogigo]

Have you ever been caught in the middle of it?
Was it the worst case scenario or the funniest.
Two people were doing it in our local church yard as a wedding party walked round for the photo's, and they refused to stop!

[funnygirl]

Now this brings back memories!!
This was when me and Mr Funny first started living together, a sunday afternoon and my parents were expected for tea.
We decided on a quickie and I was so caught up I did not hear the door bell ring. Mr Funny jumped up and ran down the stairs, I was still in a state of, shall we say, euphoria, wondering why he had jumped up, next thing I know, my parents walked into the living room and there I was half naked and underclothes scattered around the room.
My Mum said, "Not interrupting are we!!"
Later I asked Mr Funny , why he did not say anything, He said
"I thought you heard the bell!!"
As if!!!

[evedawn]

On the beach (i used to live abroad in much warmer climate!) ... Twas early hours of the morning. All was deserted....till some night time divers (SCUBA divers that is....not m**f divers) decided to make their exit in the precise location that my then boyfriend was making his ahem .... entrance!

[sddsddean]

The PRECISE location??!!

[evedawn]

oh sddsdean how funny....well maybe not THAT EXACT location you daft thing...(mind you being divers I bet they could've done it deeper haha)

[topogigo]

Evedawn you are going to take over from RED until she returns, you are quite a one aren't you?

[evedawn]

Red's in a league all of her own...she holds the mantle does that gal

But while she's the mentor...I'll be the student...

When it comes to AB'ing that is ....:-)