Now this brings back memories!!
This was when me and Mr Funny first started living together, a sunday afternoon and my parents were expected for tea.
We decided on a quickie and I was so caught up I did not hear the door bell ring. Mr Funny jumped up and ran down the stairs, I was still in a state of, shall we say, euphoria, wondering why he had jumped up, next thing I know, my parents walked into the living room and there I was half naked and underclothes scattered around the room.
My Mum said, "Not interrupting are we!!"
Later I asked Mr Funny , why he did not say anything, He said
"I thought you heard the bell!!"
As if!!!