Don't listen to a word i say, i am very rarely serious, i am most likely to be winding someone up, as is my way. You see it was 30 min and no new Q.s so i just filled with my diesel leak. forgive me.
Jules that small act of charity has made my day i was spiralling into a pit of guilt and despair, but your wonderful gesture of forgiveness brought a lump to my throat as i choked on one of those large purple cadburys roses trying to hold back the tears.
I promise i won't let you down again, and if i do i will expect to be spanked after being tied to the bed wearing a rubber mask and studded thong. Probably won't happen though!