Evolution in the morning

[JockSporran]

Every morning I go through the whole process of evolution. I start out as an amoeba with the first stirrings of life. I go through the jellyfish stage as I get out of bed and can't stand up. I go through the fish stage as I slither to the kitchen, on to dry land. I crawl on all fours to the cupboard. I manage to stand upright to get to the coffee. After my coffee, I can make grunts and use primitive tools (like my PC at work).

Are you a slowly evolving organism in the morning, or a twittering morning bird like Mrs Jock, who dashes around doing things and making plans for the day ahead?

[cazzzz1975]

Im like mrs jock, I have an irritating habit of being loud and forthright whilst people are clearly still half asleep first thing in the morning, the benefits of this is that lots of work gets done and I can be relied on 100%

I have a big beaming smile and a hearty good morning for everyone, some people say I cheer them up, others want to strangle me :D

[figure]

sounds like you had too much to drink the night before.

[Louisa 69]

I think i'm more like a grisly bear first thing.........sometimes it lasts all day too :))

[tiggerblue10]

I am like the weird looking creature at the end of the Guinness Evolution Ad. I say "fflluurr". Lol