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Jugglering1 | 15:42 Sat 29th Dec 2007 | ChatterBank
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I've just been invited to a party tonight and since I haven't been to one of *them* for absolutely ages, I am definitely going.... woot !!! Only thing is, everyone who goes has to do something.... sing a song, play a musical instrument, read a poem, etc etc... Now, I can't sing or play and find the idea of reading a poem a bit *not me* - anyone got any good ideas what I can do (clean and honest please !). I can't dance or tell jokes either.....

My only real attribute is that I do have a good speaking voice, so I was thinking about reading a short story - say a spooky or thought provoking one - that would only last about 3 minutes or so. What do you think ?
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Chop an onion!
15:46 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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pmsl topo........ - I know, not all the way through either ! Ya cheeky monkey....
15:49 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Volounteer to be the MC and introduce all the acts...........
15:50 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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KP - no, not a birthday party... it's just one of those get-together-for-the-sheer-hell-of-it type of parties.....
15:50 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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I had to get that in didn't i?
sorry i missed you last night, i was at my local for a while.
i am doing the pub quiz, god help them!
Get back to me!!
15:52 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Reading poetry! It's meant to be a party and you all have to do things like that?!! Sounds like a lesson at school!! Stuff it - get rid of that aspect and have a laugh and a drink!! A good old fashioned knees up.
15:55 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Jugglering, go to this site and pick out somthing of interest.

http://monologues.co.uk/
15:56 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Bear with me- I've got a great thought-provoking story for you, but am gonna have to post it in 2 parts.....
15:57 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Tell a good joke!
Go to Phrases and Sayings and click on the joke tab.
There's plenty!
15:58 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Poo in to a bucket and do a Gillian McKeith with the contents.
16:00 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Can't get my fantastic thought-provoking story up! Can't we cut + paste on here?
16:09 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Put the link up!
16:13 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Wouldn't know how to do that, funnygirl, I'm quite an old laydee ya kno. Anyway, it's in me email.
16:42 Sat 29th Dec 2007

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