Cor blimey, you lot huddled down there, you should count your bleedin blessings that that's where you is. AB aint 'alf takin a blitzing tonight. This is your friendly Air Warden Stewey speaking. We got numerous calls of cave-ins, drop-outs, missing links, posters running amok, servers not responding, and general maniacal mayhem I'll be telling you. So keep the home fires burning, put on yer tin-hats, have a rousing chorus of 'Knees Up Mother Brown', and us lads'll soon be down to dig yers out......pip pip.