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The Captain and the First Officer

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samii | 00:24 Mon 31st Dec 2007 | Jokes
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It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replied, "oooh, no like Chinese? Why that?"
The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer said, "Nooo, nooo ... Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbour, that JAPANESE, no Chinese."
The Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."
Another 30 minutes of silence passed.
Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew."
The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews."
"Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg ... no mattah ... all the same."
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