on the plane

[BIG DAD]

A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to him reading a book titled 'Strange but true sexual facts'
'Interesting' he askes.
'Yes' she replies, 'for instance, did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world and a Scotsman has the thickest!' 'Oh I'm sorry, she said, 'my name is Helen and yours?'
'Tonto McTavish love'

[MiniN]

ha ha i LOVE it!