called Tora Bolokov... said he was from Russia ! he told me he had just been talking to two Scots lads. Ben Doon and Phil McCafferty, an odd pair by all accounts ! does anyone know Phil McCrevis ?? :-)
I know Tora's brother - Enoch A. Bolokov and his cousin - the local fizzy drinks supplier, Dropacrate O'Popov.
They were closely related to Major Bumsore, Who apparently, was found to be in some discomfort after spending ten days in the saddle. He recently married Nora Bone, who has just had her first book published - 'The Lion's Den'