You see!

[Ice.Maiden]

That was a nice thing you wrote for Slooow_Jo Knobby. I know we don't want it all miserable on AB, but you see how strangers rally round when someone's genuinely upset about something? Makes the rubbish seem totally immaterial.

[kp nonuts]

True icy I am sitting here now with tears.

[Ice.Maiden]

Give over!! But your reply was a nice one. She's answered back actually, if you want to try and cheer Jo up.

[kp nonuts]

Icy I can assure you I was sitting here a while ago with tears rolling down my cheeks. I may tell a few porkies about my birthday, tounge in cheek of course but I do not lie about things on here unless they are said tounge in cheek.
Or it there is an absolute neccesity for me to do so.

[Ice.Maiden]

You little devil - did you tell a porkie about your birthday???!!!

[kp nonuts]

Who me never

[Ice.Maiden]

You spawn of Satan - I wished you a happy one as well - at least twice! LOL!

[kp nonuts]

Well third time lucky then maybe.

[Ice.Maiden]

Ah! Now it'll be a case of "cry wolf" - because I won't know when you're telling the truth or not!!! LOL!

[kp nonuts]

Thats funny thats what they all say.

[Ice.Maiden]

Well - at least you said happy birthday on mine - which was genuinely on the 29th! Very apt...now I'm an ancient 29 year old!!! That's it now - I don't want to think about any more!

[kp nonuts]

Ok you old girl mines on the 28th this month and the builder knows this as well as figure and megan.
But I wont be divulging my age though.

[Ice.Maiden]

Would it be believable knobby?!!!!!

[kp nonuts]

of course it would figure has just posted on here so you can ask her

[Ice.Maiden]

I meant if you divulged your real age!!

[figure]

Knobbs, the rate you celebrate birthdays you are older than Methuselah!

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh bless!!!! Who gives a damn about age really? We can't turn the clocks back, however much we might moan. I hope I grow old more disgracefully by the year. When I'm 90, I want to charge around in my electric scooter, shouting at people to move out of my way! Hell, what a miserable country this is - let's all be b@ggers and start to laugh again!

[figure]

Ah hahahaha! Sounds good to me Ice! Can you imagine ...