hand job?

[gravytate]

if u get ur boobs enhanced its a boob job so if u get ur hands enhanced its a hand job right? Thing is I had a hand job last night and I have been closely examining themn this mornin and they look exactly the same. What is the relevence of this anomalie?

[raysparx1]

You didn't put enough creamy stuff on em then, try again this time change hands you will think it's somebody else doing it, oh and keep your eyes shut.

[funnygirl]

It is only the hands of the beholder that gets enhanced!!

[4getmenot]

Get your money back

[MONTCRIEFF49]

hands that do ...............
are as soft as your ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ?

[4getmenot]

why didnt you do it yourself though, as you seem such a w**ker anyway.

[Jillius]

4getmenot, I agree. He probably did do it himself ! He sounds a right pig. But having said that, some women will go with anything !!

[legend758duo]

The problem is handjobs affect your eyesight.They probably look the same size but its due to your deteriating eyesight gravy.

[laticsfan]

The size of your hands is exponentially related to the size of the object within them (or is it the other way round???).

So if you have a tiny tim, you have big hands, if you have a big bertha, you have massive hands.....................................

They do say if you play with something, it will get bigger......................