Sex !

[Jillius]

Now that I've got your attention..............................
Has anyone got any really funny experiences about sex ??
My cousin, who is quite plump, was having a session with her new fella but she was mortified that her flab kept smacking loudly against him.
Afterwards he said to her " I know I was good but you didn't need to clap !!"

[Jillius]

Oh no ! lol Poor you !! It's good that we can laugh about these things isn't it ?

[teri-lee-ann]

Not totally related but along the same lines...
MOST embarassing
My ex got given a dvd (that was might i add the most horrifying thing i've ever seen!) that was based around negrophilia - not sure how you spell that, but dead people etc. oooh not really dead just acting.
Because it was so gross he passed it to his brother (aged22) and told him to watch it, i didn't know any of this! his brother lost it and several months later we were at a family dinner and it turns out it was found in ther 13 year old brothers room, and their dad wanted to know who's it was. nan was there and everything!!! nightmare... lol x

[gucciman]

i think negrophillia would be shagging black people, i think u mean necrophillia! lol

[terrorvicky]

me and my fiance were happily going at it and well you might say i'm quite "vocal" and the bed was a bit creaky.... well 4 of his mates were sleeping downstairs (after a party) and they all started clapping and cheering... how embarassing... i cracked up! :D