Are you Scottish! please read!

[alinic]

Are you Scottish?
You know you're a true Scot if��.

1. Ye can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished without spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories- pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it's like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know used his fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and the fitba scores are announced in the church/chapel.
14. Ye unry surprised tae find curries,pizzas,kebabs,fish and chips,irn-bru fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Finally, you are 100% Scottish if you have ever said/heard these words:-
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee
beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away and bile yer heid
peely-wally
Ba'-heid
Baw-bag
Mocket
Mingin
Dubble nugget!

[babybombo]

Have a good weekend alinic.

[Drisgirl]

We were in Cuba and this guy from Glesgae -had them all in his pockets (plenty money -just didnae ken whether it was night or day as it was all-inclusive 24hrs a day -his best man was Bernard Ponsonby if any Scots know him -we were at the wedding -just me H, Bernard and the Bride were at the reception -lol) -he used to just shout -John ' a hauf an a hauf' and bless Jose he understood what he wanted -lol

Anyone guess?

[sir.prize]

babybombo . . . This is just for you . . . .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_b ar