no tv in kitchen

[dove]

i want to do gordon tonight , but have no tv in kitchen!
can anyone help?

[redcrx]

video it and have it for breakfast

[dove]

thanksred, couldnt get up in time lol

leg, hm hadnt effinfourt of that lol

[B00]

I'm sure Gordon isn't bothered what room you 'do' him in, infact most men aren't.

[dove]

ouch, but what if I spill something on the carpet.(thats where me tele is)

[B00]

I'm not sure you should be divulging things like spillages on a family forum Dove, not when I've just my tea anyway.

[~max~]

Who's Gordon, and why do you need a tv to do him in the kitchen? I'm sure a nice apron and a can of whipped cream would be enough....

[~max~]

Boom boom....

[funnygirl]

Is your kitchen far from the tv in the other room>
If not just turn up the volume!!!

[Caribeing]

microwave him

[bigmamma]

You could have gone live by webcam dove if you could , even like that woman who shocked us all by appearing live starkers !

[pastafreak]

LMAO here.....my, gordon does get the imagination going-yes?? llol...hi mamma,dove,knobby-and everyone x