Date Tonight

[China Doll]

I have a date tonight, is it really a sensible idea for me to just be myself?

China

[B00]

Bloody hell!

Have you?

Are you sure!

Corrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

[skyep]

How long have you known him China?

[cazzz1975]

is it quoi ??

[China Doll]

Honestly... I couldn't believe it myself considering the bloke in question thought I was cute even though he met me hung over, without make up and grumpy.

I'm questioning both his sanity and whether he should have gone to spec savers or not.

[China Doll]

The madam? No, as far as I'm aware she's still spurring my advances. Frigid old tart.

I met him last Sunday while viewing a room. He was pretty cute. Then I bumped in to him again and now I'm not so sure.

[jno]

if you were going to be someone else, who would it be?

[stewey]

No it isn't. Pretend to be charming, intelligent, lady-like, companionable, and conversationally interesting.......Hope this help.

[cazzz1975]

go on the date, you might have a great night, if you dont at least you tried anyway

[China Doll]

jno - I was thinking perhaps someone tactful, diplomatic, less sarcastic and perhaps a little more on the sweeter and lighter side of life.

Although to be fair I reckon I'd last five mins if I attempted it.

[China Doll]

Cheers stewey, that's definitely the way I was thinking!

[logic]

If you can be somebody else then do so, then if any thing goes wrong, they can take the blame, :-)

[Bewlay Bros]

Have your hair dreadlocked, wear a tie-dye tee shirt and a bipperty bopperty hat with a whacking great earring through your nose and your special dungarees with no shoes.

Then sit all night with your fair trade south African red wine and Peruvian inca olives and talk about the merits of Marxism in the 21st century whilst trying to coax him in to joining your quest for the rights of one-armed, single parent lesbian muslims fighting to save the Amenian rainforests from global capitialism.

Before he has time to decipher your Valerie Solanas tattoo you will be having tantric sex on your ethnic rug in front of a sustainable fuel log fire to the sound of Buddhist whale music.

Fantastic!!!!

[China Doll]

Good advice BB... but I was thinking more of my short, black and white off the shoulder dress with a nice jacket, heels and some make up. I was considering asking about music, films, books and generall chit chat and possibly even having a few glasses of a dry white.

However I will take some of your ideas on board since you appear to know more about what men want than me!

[China Doll]

Very likely ND, thanks for the encourgement!

(You still owe me an apology for shoving me in room 101 you monkey)

[China Doll]

There's nowt wrong with being a book worm, it's the only bug I don't mind.