The late great Scottish comedian 'Chick Murray' was a favourite of mine, his humour was as dry as a stick, unfortunately there are no 'youtube' links, however, here is my favourite anecdote from him:
I was walking home from the pub in Edinburgh with a half bottle o whisky in my back pocket, I fell down some steps at the train station and landed on my 4rse, I could feel liquid on the back of my leg and I thought "Christ, I hope that's blood!!!"
When I got up the next morning my wife said "you were drunk last night" I said "how did you know, did you hear me come in"
She said "no, there is a plaster stuck on the bathroom mirror"
Think about it!