Pop Quiz 40976

[whiffey]

I just got a txt from a friend, dont want to say too much nudge nudge, but he asked me to proxy this extraordinarily interesting question.

Have you ever left the supermarket early because you felt unusual urgings or bubblings ?

p.s. I also have to add to this post, and any and every subsequent post, Hope this Helps. I don't have the skills to add an upside-down question mark, but trust me, it is there in spirit.

[dove]

whats up whiffey, what on earth ????

[haysi06]

:)

PMSL @ whiffster

LOL

[cazzz1975]

ahh see whiffey your an empty vessel without leg, you need him to complete you.

1) no, I dont, but it does sound like jolly good fun

[dove]

no
hope this helps lol

[figure]

Whiffery, let me guess - you are bored as hell.

[Beads]

Hi whiffey.
I do not receive these urges. I find supermarkets boring. There is no lipgloss, shoes or handbags or other things to keep me occupied so any urges or bubblings do not occur here.
I sincerely and truly hope this helps :)

[whiffey]

No, I am not bored, no way, Toad and Pasty are on the box, I am looking at the bit where Carton comforts the seamstress in the tumbril, and life is very good actually.

Well it floats my boat !

[whiffey]

Oh come on !!!! There must have been a day when you were wandering around Asda and last night's Spanish Chicken caught up with you ? The worry, the can I get home in time, how is the queue at the baskets-only, what if there is a traffic jam outside IKEA. This is life in Croydon, and it is great.

[Drisgirl]

I get them Whiff -they are a nighmare specially in Asdas in Perth cos theres always a queue and by the time you get there -touchinh cloth -get it -lol

I however am totally unfazed with any of it TBH -cos we all hav eto do it -just sometimes quicker than you like -and I always have some lush Red Door in my bag so for every down theres an up -lol

Wish I could do upside down ? -I dont even understand what they mean in Spain as thay are at the start of a query and up the right way at the end -so I dont really understand the necessity.

Hope this cr@p helped *smile*

[Beads]

Are you trying to tell us you have irritable bowel syndrome then whiffey?!

[cazzz1975]

a lot of supermarkets have toilets in now, if you dont mind people listening to you and smelling your remanants...

[figure]

A while back I got a few emails from Gregg Wallace. He also give me a recipe for rhubarb pie which I accidentally deleted.

[whiffey]

Look I am sorry, I am only trying to tread water and be interesting to fill the ghastly void.

I try not to do number 2s in supermarket toilets because there is always that uncomfortable gap at the bottom of the cubicle and people without shame making terrible noises and smells. I like to get home first.

[Beads]

So numero dos boy - do you have IBS?