Who am I?

[sweetypie12]

Can anyone tell me wwho I am? This is a question we are asking! Repost and reap the results!

[tiggerblue10]

Are you Tweety Pies cousin?

[sweetypie12]

YES! no, I am not...sorry.

[MONTCRIEFF49]

my mate
hope so
donny ducky xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[.steg.]

who is we?

[Gormless]

Doorman: Sorry, sir. The club's full.

Upper Class Man: But I have an invitation. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Peter Cook: [to the people in the queue] Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. May I have everyone's attention for a moment? This gentleman doesn't seem to know who he is. If anyone here recognises this man, can you come to the front of the queue and tell him his name.

Upper Class Man: F--- you!

Peter Cook: You'll have to queue for that, too, I'm afraid, sir. There's a �5 waiting list.

(Ah Peter Cook, the funniest man that ever drew breath)

[sweetypie12]

I am a fish.

[~max~]

Nemo? The little mermaid? Willy? Flipper?

[tiggerblue10]

A Guppy?

[.steg.]

a red herring ?

[FKNelectro]

cat fish =]

[.steg.]

an old trout?

and again who is we?

[Caribeing]

Ask Matron

[sweetypie12]

NAY!, i am a goldfish.

[Caribeing]

Knobbynut
Bruce Forsyth {entertaining] visited an old people's home, he was rallying the crowds{most of them bemused}He asked one old dear Do you
know who I am, she replied Ask Matron