Will I get away with it

Doc Spock | 21:11 Wed 23rd Jan 2008 | ChatterBank

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Got pulled up by police to-day.

The occifer said I was doing 60 mph in a 30mph zone.

I said it was impossible as I only left home 10 mins ago.

Please yourself. Is it bedtime yet.

I feel the giggles coming on

Please please please if you can help : )

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sir.prize

How many rum and cokes you had now Doc?

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I could not do 60 miles in one hour as I had not been out one hour.

Pass me the big mallet.

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Good evening Sir Prize,your esteemed honour.

Stopped counting.

Actually I am on my 12th *** and poke. Or something like that.

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try COME instead of c.u.m.

sir.prize

Beam him up, Scotty!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

.steg.

thats nothing,
i went to the doctors today, i said " doc is there anything i can do for my baldness?" he said " have you thought about a transplant ?" i said " do you not think i would look stupid walking about with a kidney on my head?".

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Red, you have no idea how much I fantasise about you

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*Princess*

Jeez you're so drunk.

I want what you're having!