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Can anyone help me find the words to an unusual song?
Remember 'That's Life' with Esther Rantzen? Her assistant DOC wrote & recorded a song about f**ting that I'm trying to find the words to. It started:
I've f**ted, I've f**ted, I've made a trouser cough
I've whistled in mee Y fronts, I've just peeled one off,
I've blown my bowel bugle, I've been eating cheese,
I've broken wind I've dropped my guts,
Open the window please.
If anyone knows where I can get the resr of the words or better still a copy of the recording please get in touch.
I've f**ted, I've f**ted, I've made a trouser cough
I've whistled in mee Y fronts, I've just peeled one off,
I've blown my bowel bugle, I've been eating cheese,
I've broken wind I've dropped my guts,
Open the window please.
If anyone knows where I can get the resr of the words or better still a copy of the recording please get in touch.
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