Kiwi fruit

[Pol Pot]

Hello everyone! Hope you are all gay and merry. Look I have a reaaaallllly serious dilema its doing my head in!
I have 2 kiwi fruit in my lunch box which was compiled by my chinese girl friend. I love kiwis but there is no knife in kitchen just spoon and fork. How do i eat it. I mean seriously honestly. how do i eat it?

[warpig3]

Eat it like you would a boiled egg.

[mccfluff]

use the spoon to cut it open and then 'spoon it out'

enjoy