do you agree with this ?

[logic]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3.. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[pastafreak]

LMAO-!!!!....i can't say most of those when sober! :-0

[Jugglering]

Brilliant post - made me giggle !

[dove]

my house used to be,
' where the road widens, '
I only got a cab home when I was drunk, could never master how to tell the cabbie to stop lol

[logic]

Dove, i've lost it again, :-(

[figure]

LOL ! Last list is hilarious.

[dot.hawkes]

posts like that should come with a disclaimer, it is rude to try to imply that abers are excessive drinkers hic

[bigmamma]

That's really good logic , hee hee :-D xx

[logic]

Sorry dot. save me a dreg pleeeeeaaaaase

[hau kola]

They all apply to me when im drunk except the"Thanks,but i dont want to have sex" one-that applies all the time.lol

[Poison-Ivy]

Good job you said police officers and not contstables!

[MONTCRIEFF49]

canna a hv a **** oh
i mean can i hav a [[pint ] please its daft orders

ohps last orders

suprecoulerfragilasescealidosius

oh what the fck

[Drisgirl]

PMSL -

O go on then -one more wont hurt -o thats not on the list lol

[unrulyjulie]

nice one logic!!!! :-) very funny!!!

[logic]

oohh julie i'm so flattered.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥