Smelly Smoke!

[mchammer]

In my office (which is outside UK ban area!) there are 3 smokers: pipe, cigar and cigarrette. As you can imagine this is a gaseous disaster as far as my nasal cavity is concerned.

Does anyone know of any effective methods or good air freshners to combat this nuisance?

(I should mention that they do make the effort to not smoke in my direct vacinity however it still stinks)

Break it down
MC hammer

[R1Man]

get a bl00dy soda syphon and drown the inconsiderate sh1t bags whenever they light up. Where are you anyway? I though most places had banned it in the office at least!

[squarebear]

Next time they smoke, you fart. I'm sure they'll soon pack it in.

[mchammer]

lol - i will need to make sure my farts are particularly potent!

[squarebear]

Cabbage water and mushy egg sandwiches ought to do it!

[kwicky]

Why not try an ioniser. They remove smoke instantly.

[Gef]

Where is your office? I want to work there!

[mchammer]

Some good food for thought folks - think i might go for kwicky's ioniser plan. Office in Gibraltar by the way - please send any CVs by return!

[beatle3]

could try gun.ya can get this spray called ******** .as name say that wot it smell like...think but not very certain got it at the doghouse.co.uk.put some rotting cabbage in small plastic bag seal it and prick it with holes,every time the light up take ya stinky bag out.very selfish of em ...ya told em how selfish they r

[rojash]

Well. MC hammer, Thyere are three of them, and one of you. If you believe in democracy and the American Way, you will take up smoking. If you ain't with them, you are against them, and quite clearly a threat to the entire free world.

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol! Sit near an open window and make a show of gasping for fresh air. Fresheners won't help - you'll just be breathing in more chemicals, but if you really have a problem with breathing the smoke in (such as having asthma), you might point this out in a nice way - or PRETEND to have it!