I have just got paint all over the keyboard keys, who shall I blame? It wasn't me, honest.
Evidence: The bathroom is half painted, the paint on keyboard is same colour as paint in bathroom, paint on my hands is same colour as paint on keyboard and the paint in bathroom and the paint in my hair.
Possible culprits: Me or mrwarpig.
Alibis: Mrwarpig - in bed sleeping. Me - errrrrr.........emmmmmmm...............ohhhhhhhhh..........!