Why won't anyone believe me about my girlfriend?

[willrelf]

I have a girlfriend called Aroosa, but no one believes me about her, not even my friends!
Why is this?
And I also had a girlfriend called Chelsey, no one believed me then either!
Can someone tell me why I'm not believed, and how I can make people believe me?

[bobtheturkey]

maybe they have spotted the puncture repair kit in your bag

[Beads]

s0d what others think.

[helliebobs]

Maybe they'd like to meet her in person, to see for themselves? :)
Or maybe you're a complusive liar so they no longer believe anything you say?

[bobtheturkey]

when i had a fling with violet from bingo no one believed me either till i brought some of her facial hair in

[helliebobs]

bob how on earth did you manage to get it? Did she ask you to shave her? :)

[Beads]

bob you paint a very pretty picture.

[bobtheturkey]

i spiked her horlicks