Mrs Lovett's Meat Pies.

[Bewlay Bros]

If this odious woman was alive today practicing her baking skills in Fleet Street what crimes would you charge her with apart from the obvious, aiding and abetting murder?

[fredpuli47]

From experience, it's odds on she's contravened about 194 regulations about Food Hygiene which will come down to being about three offences multiplied up by being the same act or omission charged under different regs. She shouldn't worry. She'll get a warning the first time of visiting, followed by action when she's failed to comply, followed by our copping a plea for her , in her defence, to about three !

Oh, and there may be a breach of planning regs on use of premises .

And trade descriptions and standards: she may be misdescribing the pies. 'Meat' may be all right , since she hasn't specified what meat, but she might not have labelled the pies with the correct statement about preservatives etc