help, my appliances are trying to communicate with me

[bednobs]

it started with my kettle, when i boil it it makes little noises like dots and dashes. When i turned my torch erlier it seemed to be flashing at me a la morse code, and when i hoover it makes this whinning on and off noise that could be construed as morse code. Now, i dont know morse code, but do you think i ought to learn it?

[funnygirl]

It would seem like it Bednobs!!

But what would the message be??!!

Someone try to contact you from the other side......

OOhh scary!!!

[maximo]

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[bednobs]

maybe hoover is trying to tell me to use it more, and kettle is trying to tell me to make hubby more cups of tea

[Jugglering]

My steam iron has been trying to get me to go out with it for ages now... Eric the vacuum cleaner is a bit of a geek but since I quite like geeky men, I might just agree to a date... I have replaced all my hi-fi separates so I'm fairly sure I managed to sweep away some cobwebs but the tv is still causing a few relationship problems... tv loves me but I'm not in love with tv.... Don't even mention the three telephone handsets please.... I am seriously thinking of getting Rifle to beat them up (Rifle is my not yet adopted ginger kitten.... I haven't even met Rifle yet but he does have a rather lovely name, don't you think ?)

[weeal]

and the torch was to show you the light my child lol

[maximo]

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[funnygirl]

Maximo, what are you saying??!!

________ ...........

[weeal]

he says, help a boy has fallen down a well and broken his arm

[Doc Spock]

Hi Max.


My dad was a radio amateur, call sign G4GS, which is my other username.

I learnt morse code as a youngster but forgot it now.

Q was da da di da, as in queen queen the queen.

[maximo]

That was a message to Bednobs' microwave.

[Doc Spock]

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ABC


all i remember.

[Bewlay Bros]

000100100001001000111110000100100100011101001010101010101010101010110000001010101111001100110000000111101010101011101010101011110100011001101101010010010010011001100110011010111110101000001010101010111100101010101000000010101010101010101011110010010010010010110101101011101010100010010010000001001011110010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101000000111111110101010100001111010101011110101010101010100101010101010000011101010101010101010101001101010101

[Jugglering]

lol - I think that "(" on the 7th line might have confused them though Bros.... it definitely comes up as a bit of corruption round here...

[Bewlay Bros]

Binary code is the way forward on AB.

001010000011010100110110101000010101010

Don't you agree?

[sophie_1003]

just be worried when the tv starts flicking channels to say out words to make sentences, if u kno wat i mean!