Chat up lines

[Caribeing]

Soon be Valentines Day whats your favourite chat up line or what verse will you be putting on
your Valentines card

[splat!]

fav chat up line:

'hold my pint whilst I go for a poo... cheers' ;o)

[Ice.Maiden]

Chat up lines and Valentine messages are separate things, surely?
Most women I know hate chat up lines anyway. They'd much prefer it if a guy went up to them with a smile, and introduced himself, and then asked if he could join them/buy them a drink, or simply ask or talk about the place they were at/in.
Valentine messages can just be funny or romantic, depending on the card and the person it's being given to.

[Ice.Maiden]

That'd be a better chat up line than SOME of the things i've heard Knobby! Lol.

[4GS]

The 4GS chat-up line:

If you're looking for somewhere to sit darlin, my face is available

never fails to break the ice that one ;-))

[logic]

my face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour,,,
I'd like you to be on it. :-)

[sir.prize]

I'm no Fred Flintstone but i'll make your Bedrock.

ummhh

[logic]

4gs yer a perv.

[steg]

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this song sums it up for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vDeWAdzFmI10&feature=related

kevin bloody wilson stegs courting song

[Caribeing]

Ice.maiden understand your logic the chat up lines were for the men verses for the ladies and knowing the ladies they will come up trumps