i want

[bobtheturkey]

a detachable nose

[funnygirl]

Why??

[888sally888]

I want detachable fat bits!!

[redcrx]

didnt your mummy ever tell you

"i want, doesnt get"

[Katie~77]

Awwwwww good morning Bob. I take it that the cold has worsened.x :-(

[bobtheturkey]

hello katie yes i may have only hours left

[Katie~77]

That's dreadful. Is there anything I can do to help??????????x

[bobtheturkey]

keep saying "there there"

[Katie~77]

Awww there there Bob.x

[bobtheturkey]

will you look after colin

[Katie~77]

Of course I will. Not so keen on having Brenda in my house though.x

[seekeerz]

who's colin and why might you only have hours left, bob ?
and why would a detachable nose make it better ?

[seekeerz]

whoops, sorry, should have read things a bit closer - sorry to hear about the cold or is it man-flu, bob ?

[bobtheturkey]

katie will explain seekerz im going to eat my last ever bowl of porridge

[Katie~77]

Oh seekeerz this is a despert situeeeeeeeeation so it is!!!!! Poor Bob. How will I ever cope without him????x :-(