Presidential Candidate Mimics A Sex Act
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I started typing a long answer of examples and thought better of it (although the going to the toilet with my mates and coming out giggling afterwards still applies). I'd probably choose not to do it, as some things should remain an enigma. Although I would be tempted to do the same as Andy and find out just how pathetic men can sound.
if i was a man for a day id pretend that i was'nt lost when driving and not ask for directions,id go sit in the pub down pints and talk complete b0ll0x go to the toilet -miss the toilet and leave the seat up scratch my b*lls fart burp like a pig laugh about it brag about the lasses that ive imagined i had sex with tell everyone how big and good I was in bed.
come home eat a kebab and leave half for my breakfast be sick everywhere except the toilet go to bed snore wake up halfway through the night for the toilet and then p**s in the wardrobe then wake up ring in work and pull a sicky and luckily by that time I would have turned back into a woman !