Hi, Sam, Monty here! I know exactly what you mean about living with women!! (and you, Frankie - I sympathise!). I've got 4 female cats to put up with and Elsa (although she's a dog, she's lovely to me and isn't a problem). To be honest, the only problem is the other fella in the house - mad Jake, the collie. He keeps trying to round up us moggies - Mum says he's supposed to be a sheepdog (whatever that is!), but those woolly things in the field take no notice of him. I'm glad to hear you're no longer trainspotting....safer that way.
"She"'s letting me & my sister out in the evenings now (she's a bit paranoid) and it's great fun! We go out in the dark and chase things - there are lots of little furry things round here at night and boy, do they squeal when we catch them! Most of them get away, though, so I don't know what they taste like - I bet they're good, though. Have fun, love, Monty xx