LOL - oh dear!!!!! Red, there must be stacks of tall men about, because I feel the same way as you - they've got to be taller than myself, and I never had any problems. Is it something in the water down your way??? x
Saw an old copy of The Broons earlier and there was that scenario as I described, and I thought to myself "you don't see that sort of thing today do you"?
Our Black Lab' ate 2 ld of large sausages RAW. I put them on the table and went back into the house and within 4 mins or so we didn't have a sausage left to B B Q