I'm just going to have a quiet time in the toilet

[whiffey]

Before I go I am going to upset the formatting of your screens with a new trick I have learned. I am going to use it over and over again until you just want to smother me or shoot me until it hurts.

Would you like to know what I am having for dinner, what colour my toilet paper is, do I keep my Dyson in the dining room or under the stairs ?

[tiggerblue10]

When did you last cut your toe nails?





Sorry! Lol

[weeal]

yes whiffey do tell us all that info please

[cazzz1975]

yes, and can you also add what transpires in the toilet for us please?!

[Vicodin66]

''Would you like to know what I am having for dinner''

Prawn curry no doubt...

or humble pie? ;o))

[haysi06]

Hiya Whiffster, have you made the fonts go all funny? (That is the font on the page and not in your local church btw).

:)

Hxx

[weeal]

cazzz nooooooo im eating pizza !!!!

[whiffey]

Well, as a close clique member, I feel I need to address all your points in detail:

Prawn curry: No. ASDA microwaveable veggie burgers with Co-op potatoes and sprouts. A few cherry tomatoes from the fridge. A very hot chilli sauce.

Hi haysi Scotty person the noo: No. It is not me changing the fonts, but some really clever person has discovered how to do it and has done it a few times because it is so amazingly funny.

[Jugglering]

Well you are forgiven for asking daftie Q's provided you get out of that little room in time for MasterChef..... Did I tell you that my new cat is going to be called *Rifle* in honour of you ? (Look matey, I could have called him *Whiffey* but what do you think that would do to his reputation round the back lanes ?)

[weeal]

lol @ juggerling