Promotion

[Leachy10]

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.'
And I swerved.

And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.'
And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
And I went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said

What happened to you?'

And I said 'I careered off the road.'

[:Ace:]

And the tumble weed rolls past...

[squarebear]

I like that one.

[Ian1]

Tim Vine, News at Ten, telling corny jokes.