Anyone....gonna cheer me up?

[christine847]

I ve got a nasty water infection and I am lying on the sofa with hot water botty and duvet,feeling sorry for myself

[redcrx]

ouch, well dont let anyone make you laugh!

Drink lots of barley water and cranberry juice too

[raysparx1]

Hello christine,
hope you feel better soon xx

Whats green and comes out of your nose at 100 mph?
















































A lamborgreenie

[Beetledewz]

Lol

[christine847]

thanks redcrx and ray

[daffy654]

Good one ray, I just told my 10 year old that joke and he is currently telling all his mates on XBOX live.lol

[Beetledewz]

Sorry. I know I was no help. I just enjoyed the joke.




I said to the Gym instructor Can you teach me to do the splits?. She said How flexible are you?. I said I can't make Tuesdays.

[raysparx1]

I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

I love silly jokes

hers my best one, whats brown and sticky?













































A stick

[China Doll]

No I can't. I'm nursing a sore throat and head cold myself so s0d ya.... you can whistle... my sympathy is reserved entirely for me. Me, me, me, me, me.... Not you. Ha!!!

(Hope you feel better soon).

[christine847]

Thanks everyone for the jokes ,poor you CD

[China Doll]

Absolutely. It's all about ME. Glad you see things my way. ;0)

[stonemonkey]

Hope this makes you laugh. Went to the local tip earlier on, and was bending over into boot of car when my jeans split. Wouldn't mind but I was commando. ((BLUSH))

[christine847]

Yes it did Stonemonkey, thanks

[bigmamma]

Oh christine , so sorry you are suffering with that awful uncomfortable ailment . Drink plenty , and if you like cranberry drink that may help . If you continue to get no better then take along a specimen of wee to your gp for some antibiotics , unless you already have that is .
Chin up love and get well soon :-) xxxx

[christine847]

Thanks bm,
Its very painful ,drinking loads off to the docs tomorrow
thanks for your kind words
love to you and porsche

[leg_end758]

Chrissy id stay n cheer you up but ive heard theres a contract out on me .A pair of shoes up to the value of 100 pounds and a debenhams food hamper .

Whod do a thing like that eh?


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Well columbo ?


DTH?

[christine847]

iill get my raincoat on an feast my good eye on the evidence

[tiggerblue10]

Hope you feel better soon Christine xxx

[christine847]

Thanks Tigger xx