Happy Valentine (it could be your last).

[MustafaTickl]

Natalia and Anton Popazov have been married for 26 years but are now in the middle of a particularly acrimonious divorce. Unfortunately they are both circus performers under contract for another year whereby twice nightly Natalia must shoot an apple off Anton's head with a crossbow. Will he see Valentine's Day 2009?

[shylock73]

I wouldn`t like to bet on it.

[sweetpea...!]

I bet she's got him insured!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol - sounds a bit like Macca & Mucca, but without the sporting fun!

[haysi06]

LOL!

love is blind

[EngTeach]

This is why one should not mix work and romance. Or as mom used to say, "Don't $hit where you eat!)