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Mega Apologies to you All

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flobbergob | 17:55 Sun 24th Feb 2008 | ChatterBank
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I see that it has all got out of hand, so time to fess up to you - I am the character who created nonuts, and Whiffey created me obviously that goes without saying these days.
I am a student of life, and in "kpnonuts" I attempted to create a small genital multi-tattooed oaf, a lager-swilling imbecile waste of space, a gobbing pile of unpleasantness who calls everybody "Mate" and spits on the pavement.

I think I have done quite well. I have actually set my alarm clock for 3am and drunk cans of Carlsberg Special to get into the part.

Whiffey's been quite good about it all, nothing like the threat of a kick up the nadgers to bring people into line. He's none too well these days, but his eyes are still sparkling.

p.s can prove all this.

  
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Mr Frosty was just the best and you did not need arms the size of a discus thrower to work it.... The Tiggs lies!!

In fact it was so good I've only just let my mum get rid of it, I still had all the bit s and bobs in the cupboard under the stairs. However she is not taking my Baby Skates!
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Pretending to be me is a pathetic ploy. I just got in, and I have to tell you that Lidl pollocks are from GREENLAND !

Busted.

OWNED.
Fine thanks angel. Had a nice jacuzzi bath to prevent my muscles playing up and back there again tomorrow.

Sorry I cant save you any profiteroles. I can do many things but sharing those little babies is a no can do!
rabbity - I wish you hadn't told me that Sainsbury has profiteroles on offer!
Get down there bensmum - you deserve it!
My mum did slap my face Angel. This was long before the laws against slapping your kids was in place. Never did me any harm though. I'm a well rounded human being!!! (In the broadest sense). Lol

All my toys were defective China. I attracted defectiveness. Even my teddy only had one eye!!!
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you cant have em weeal, I licked em all so they are mine

muahahahahahaha
Bob you make me smile i love your one liners, hope your mam is feeling better, love, meg. xxxx

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