Daily poem, enjoy

[raysparx1]

I am doing my wife a coffee, so goodnight all. hope you like, sleep well xx




Things that go 'bump' in the night
Should not really give one a fright.
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That, and the absence of light!



Jokes tomoorrow. bet you can't wait, cross your legs till then, or tie a knot in it!

[unrulyjulie]

hi ray, one sugar for me love! ;-)
My brother was huge milligan fan (and the Goons) and i remember as a kid, him reading all the books and laughing out loud and me keep asking him what was so funny and he would never tell me, just carried on reading and laughing every few mins! lol My Mum was a fan too.

[Abdulmajid]

A very short poem for you Uncle Raymondo.


So I says to this bird
With a face like a t.urd

"Oh sh!t face, hop it"

[meglet]

From the wonderful Pam Ayres:

My mother had a Flit gun
It was not devoid of charm
A bit of Flit
Flew out of it
the rest went up her arm.

[unrulyjulie]

meglet, that just remined me of this, my Mum put a poster on the back of the bathroom door with this on in a bid to get us kids brushing our teeth properly.

I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth
by Pam Ayres

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.

I wish I'd been that much more willin'
When I had more tooth there than fillin'
To pass up gobstoppers,
From respect to me choppers
And to buy something else with me shillin'.

When I think of the lollies I licked,
And the liquorice allsorts I picked,
Sherbet dabs, big and little,
All that hard peanut brittle,
My conscience gets horribly pricked.

My Mother, she told me no end,
"If you got a tooth, you got a friend"
I was young then, and careless,
My toothbrush was hairless,
I never had much time to spend.

Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right,
I flashed it about late at night,
But up-and-down brushin'
And pokin' and fussin'
Didn't seem worth the time... I could bite!

If I'd known I was paving the way,
To cavities, caps and decay,
The murder of fiIlin's
Injections and drillin's
I'd have thrown all me sherbet away.

So I lay in the old dentist's chair,
And I gaze up his nose in despair,
And his drill it do whine,
In these molars of mine,
"Two amalgum," he'll say, "for in there."

How I laughed at my Mother's false teeth,
As they foamed in the waters beneath,
But now comes the reckonin'
It's me they are beckonin'
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.

[tiggerblue10]

Cross my legs till tomorrow!!! What if I need the loo???

[EngTeach]

Meg, we a have a sign up in the restroom at work that says:

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,
please be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie!

Not as good as your mom's, but to the point.

[shanx]

take care ray xx

[shanx]

engteach , saw that in a b n b in on the scilly isles thought it was funny