Would anyone like to marry me.....

[pastafreak]

I am getting tired of just the cat for company...and he refuses to get me a cup of tea in the morning. So if you would like to be my male serving wench-do get in touch . The wages are low but you will get a hot meal at the end of the day xx

[cazzz1975]

your supposed to be the asker today pasta ;D

[pastafreak]

Yeh...but I need some likely victims-lol

[captains log]

Ask mustavaburger hambel or whattever he calls himself on here pasty am sure you would make a lovely starters and main meal together

[pastafreak]

With a name like that he has potential!!!

[dustypuss]

first things first .are you a multi millionaire with the body of a goddess