I've just been to the toilet

[4getmenot]

Guess what I did there?

[tiggerblue10]

You did ask! Lol

[4getmenot]

Was more tongue in ckeek to go with the goswallop I've read on here today

[bigmamma]

Thought you had had a mishap in the bathroom .....slipped off balance with your pants down , reached out and grabbed the shower curtain , which brought the rail down out of the wall ....then grabbed the sink which came away from the wall , skidded on the shower gel that had fallen , squirting it all over the walls........

[weeal]

lol @ mamma, youve been at the sherry again missus

[bigmamma]

Hi weeal hun , hope you are well , have you been working today ? xxxxx

[weeal]

hi mamma i am well thanks been working today

[Quoi]

You just had to call the fire brigade(again) to get your toe out of the tap (again)