Lonely Hearts

[meglet]

How would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts column?

[whiffey]

I've moved on from pantographs to a more general discussion of overhead wire equipment which is where I confused cantilever (e.g. the Forth Bridge) with catenary.

[gallapunk]

My Katy Copy-Cat doll came with one of those when I was a little girl; I loved it (the doll). Even had my hair cut like her, how sad. But I was only 6.

I've never thought about how I'd describe myself, but I've been sitting here for 5 minutes now and I can't really think of anything that would particularly grab someone's attention (unless I lied), so I'd just have to say average this, average that, lol.

What about you meglet?

[Ice.Maiden]

It'd probably be what I WOULDN'T tell them that'd do the trick.
If I said I had blone hair, which is true, I'd maybe be seen as something I'm not - and stupid. If I said i was affectionate, it'd be misconstrued as well! Id I said I was looking for friendship, I'd be considered boring, and if I said I was looking for love, I'd sound desparate!! I don't know why I'm answering this anyway. I wouldn't describe myself in a lonely hearts column in the first place!!! x

[wendilla]

Lady middleaged would like to meet gentleman to do all her jobs such as wallpapering gardening and any DIY. Will be willing to go out and socialise.Can come for dinner on Sundays.Bur refuse to do your washing.And must have plenty money.

[andrea81]

Nerotic, Welsh, change the colour of my hair frequently, have no interesting birth marks but can stand on the top side of my feet as I have abnormally long toes! Oh and don't fart!

[4getmenot]

single