translate a spanish phrase to english

[rednecksgirl]

my friend has a sword from mexico, i think , with these words written on the blade: hay como me aprieta el cincho y me roza la retranca que habiendo tanta portranca nomas por una relincho is this spanish and can you tell me what it means in english?

[redcrx]

according to babelfish it roughly (lol) translates to

"it has as it tightens the belt to me and retranca grazes to me that being so much portranca nomas by a whinny"

[4getmenot]

it translates 'Made in mexico'

[aka pixi]

pmsl at 4get

[Wop/tpo]

4getmenot:
You are a wit!

[4getmenot]

I know, I can make myself laugh some days :-)

[MiniN]

no forget..it means 'made in taiwan' :o)

[netibiza]

: is there as the hoop presses me and the recudgel rubs me that there being so many portranca only for one

This is how my computer translated it. I don't think it's Spanish spanish!