Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners. lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from. well i am that man i landed in tenerife nearly 2 years ago. since then its come to my attention ( aided by the lovely Ms hawkes ) that i am infact a woman called chrissy from northamptonshire whos given birth to a son 20 years ago ouch me bum..also a 19 yearold girl from the south coast , with a large collection of handbags and high heeled shoes. Add to this the definite evidence im a woman of american birth living in the plymouth area too ( that was according to whiffy ,with definite evidence ) Of late ive also learned im cleversod and mr bean , and 3ightballs too !!!!( again according to whiffy .once again with definite evidence .) Now im wondering have i suffered severe memory loss or are these people a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic? Btw i heard , thougfh i have no definite proof , that whiffy was on the police team investigating the birmingham six , and the guildford four.So he knows what hes talking about.