Air Canada...

[weeal]

After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from
Toronto to Glasgow

The weather ahead is good,
so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax and .... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed!

Some moments later,
the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you,
a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'

One Glesga passenger yelled,

YOU SHOULD SEE THE BACK OF MINE!'

[dustypuss]

LOL @WEEAL . I am going on air Canada in 5 week time I think I will print this an give it to a stewardess

[weeal]

hope you have a nice holiday dustypuss, yeah they might've already seen this lol

[dustypuss]

Last thing that you every wont to here an a flight ? ( Hello this is your captain speaking were at 35 thousand feet.. The wife has just left me. She has taken the kids the car the house and all the money . ( I just can't GO ON !)

[weeal]

pmsl - you really dont wanna hear that eh

[Beads]

lol @ weeal - great! :)